Naija Joke : VACANCY! VACANCY!! VACANCY!!!

Someone sent this Blackberry BC to a friend that is looking for job and we couldn’t all help but laugh. This is job-related joke and you might not find it funny if you have never been in a position to look for jobs.

Here goes the broadcast message:

VACANCY! VACANCY!! VACANCY!!!
Are U 18 years old or above?
Do U have a valid ID card?
Can U speak English & any other language?
Are U looking 4 a 9am – 3pm job
With a monthly salary of N350,000 and a weekly allowance
of #20,000?
No working during weekends & U only have 2 work half-day on Fridays?

If U’re interested in this Job, Pls contact me wit Ur full details SOTHAT WE CAN LOOK FOR IT TOGETHER COS ME SEF DEY FIND AM BADLY. =))

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