Akpors Using Biblical Toasting On Onome
Good day everyone?!?
I hope you were all listening to what Pastor was preaching today and wasn’t looking at the fine babe/guy sitting next to you?
I was about leaving the church premises today when i saw my friend akpors toasting a lady at the church gate.
I no be akproko o, but this was their conversation below
Akpors: Do you have a boyfriend?
Onome: Nope. I don’t want to have a boyfriend.
Akpors: Gen. 2:18 The Lord God said, “It is not good for the man to be alone. I will make a helper suitable for him.”
Onome: But I don’t love you.
Akpors: 1 John 4:8 “Whoever does not love does not know God, because God is love.”
Onome: But how can I be sure that you’re loyal and honest?
Akpors: Mark 13:31 “Heaven and earth will pass away, but my words will never pass away.”
Onome: But I’m busy, I’m still studying.
Akpors: Ecclesiastes 3:1 “There is a time for everything, and a season for every activity under the heavens.”
Onome: But why me? There are lot of girls out there.
Akpors: Proverbs 31:29 “Many women do noble things, but you surpass them all.”
Onome: But what is in me that you like?
Akpors: Song of Solomon 4:7 “You are altogether beautiful, my darling there is no flaw in you.”
Onome: But I’m not beautiful.
Akpors: Proverbs 31:30 “Charm is deceptive, and beauty is fleeting, but a woman who fears the Lord is to be praised.”
Onome: What do you want to happen?
Akpors: 2 Corinthians 2:4 “For I wrote you out of great distress and anguish of heart and with many tears, not to grieve you but to let you know the depth of my love for you”
